You’ll Be a Chair!

[Drum Machine Intro] [Verse] In a cloud of smoke I folded, transported - through a hole In my navel, inside-outed, sunk On through, the couch, the floor, the earth below, twisting and contorting as I go. And the folding Stops [Fill] The unfolding begins The tick tick tick (tock tock tock) of Father Time Got no play here The masculine is a pathogen it gets checked at the door [Pre-Chorus] neoclerodane diterpenes rearranging synaptic routines salvinorin A. (A. A. A. ah ah ah) salvinorin A. (A. A. A. ah ah ah) [Chorus] Relax child this ride gonna be awhile Ooooooo oooooooo oh oh oh To Eternity and Back on a humpback whale Ooooooo oooooooo oh oh oh She’ll fold you, remold you, stretch you thin, it could be beauty. It could be pain. You set the setting. You choose the plane. The Lady may cure your neurosis Or unleash your… Psssyykosis. [Interlude] She’s welcomed you into her home Take off your shoes, remove your skin, She’s diving in Prepare to live a million years, as many lives, through different eyes…or maybe.. Just maybe… You’ll be a chair. (Ha ha Ha Ha) [Laughter] [Interlude] [Bridge] I’m living my life as Lazy Boy dreaming I was a man… (I was a man) I’m a ceiling fan spinning and watching the world twirl (and twirl and twirl) below me Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever And now I’m a light switch. Switch me off. (Switch me on) (Switch me on) And now I’m… I’m… I’m me. Me? Me? [Sigh] [Chorus] Relax child this ride gonna be awhile Ooooooo oooooooo oh oh oh To Eternity and Back on a humpback whale Ooooooo oooooooo oh oh oh She’ll fold you, remold you, stretch you thin, it could be beauty. It could be pain. You set the setting. You choose the plane. The Lady may cure your neurosis Or unleash your… Psssyykosis. Pre-Chorus] neoclerodane diterpenes rearranging synaptic routines salvinorin A. (A. A. A. ah ah ah) salvinorin A. (A. A. A. ah ah ah) [Outro] [End]