Lyrics
Thirteen years has gone real fast
Brace for impact its a blast
I can't wait for thirteen more
Because I love you thats for sure
Pooping on the beach
You know it ain't a crime
Sayin' chips three times is sick,
pay attention, life moves quick
Maddy's head was way to big
Couldn't reach the top of it
Amy got mad when we laughed
But you and I don't give a crap
Thirteen years has gone real fast
Brace for impact its a blast
I can't wait for thirteen more
Because I love you thats for sure
The barbecue you bought for me
Could not outlive eternity
I think your tiny feet are cute
Even though you always toot
I wiped Cora’s tiny bum
In the snow which was so dumb
I still have a lot to learn
About you girls who make me squirm
Thirteen years has gone real fast
Brace for impact its a blast
I can't wait for thirteen more
Because I love you thats for sure
Six weeks in Kansas state
Place to love, a time to hate
Our Honda was small and gray
Traded for the Santa Fe
We piled everything on top
Said our prayers and then took off
If I knew then what I know now
I'd have bought a pickup anyhow
Treemonton treemonton treemonton treemonton
Treemonton treemonton treemonton treemonton
Glad thats over!
"Hey mom! Come and watch me ride"
Cora hit the fence outside
You had dogs come all the time
Some were dumb and some were fine
That backyard was way too steep
We both knew we had to leave
We searched Wyoming high and low
But ended up in Idaho
Thirteen years has gone real fast
Brace for impact its a blast
I can't wait for thirteen more
Because I love you thats for sure
Poop house was an early stop
In our hot car we made our plop
Mike was nice but really lame
Hunter wore his girly shame
Rock chuck gave you quite a scare
Flipping, jumping everywhere
The current took Gavin away
"Go save him" you called to say
Thirteen years has gone real fast
Brace for impact its a blast
I can't wait for thirteen more
Because I love you thats for sure
Liam still pees in his pants
I guess he likes the potty dance
Life with you is wild, but great
I'd like to take you on a date
Thirteen years has gone real fast
Brace for impact its a blast
I can't wait for thirteen more
Because I love you thats for sure
Thirteen years has gone real fast
Brace for impact its a blast
I can't wait for thirteen more
Because I love you thats for sure
