Mr. Can't Clean

[Verse] Michael got that wastewater job, but can't handle suds, Bathroom looks like a swamp, bruh got them muddy duds, Greek god in the streets but Poseidon's mess in the tub, Aphrodite runnin' scared from the smear, ain't no love. [Verse 2] Works with sewage, still can't flush his own game, Toilet seat level high, bro can't dodge the blame, Scrub-a-dub disaster, couldn't clean with ten thousand names, Missin' goals in soccer, his aim's a dirty shame. [Chorus] Mr. Can't Clean, dirtiest scene you ever seen, King of the sludge, throne room's obscene, The mop ain't touched that floor in weeks, Michael, bro, your cleaning game's weak. [Verse 3] Yo, them bathroom tiles crusty, grout's all full of gunk, Basin cakin' up faster than you can say, "What the funk?" Bro's digestion of cleanliness makes Sisyphus cry, Sink full of toothpaste fossils, layers stackin' high. [Bridge] Bouncin' round the wastewater, dreams covered in stench, Cleaner than his crib, but that's a low-wage trench, Michael, come on man, not on Hades’ bench, Scrub that scene, make them tiles gleam French. [Chorus] Mr. Can't Clean, dirtiest scene you ever seen, King of the sludge, throne room's obscene, The mop ain't touched that floor in weeks, Michael, bro, your cleaning game's weak.