Lazy Lou and His Lazy Horse, Too

[Verse 1] Down in the town where the streets are paved, Lives a man named Lou, who’s slightly depraved. He’s got a cart for hire, but don’t be misled, He’s the laziest man that you’ve ever met. [Chorus] Oh, lazy Lou with his cart so slow, He’ll get you there, but he’ll take it real low. He’s got a knack for napping, that’s a fact, So sit back and relax on his sluggish track. [Verse 2] He’s got a rusty old cart and a horse named Ned, But they both prefer the comfort of their bed. When you wave him down for a ride in town, He’ll yawn real big and say, “Well, I suppose now.” [Chorus] Oh, lazy Lou with his cart so slow, He’ll get you there, but he’ll take it real low. He’s got a knack for napping, that’s a fact, So sit back and relax on his sluggish track. [Bridge] He’ll stop for a snack, then he’ll take a snooze, While you’re wondering how you got the short end of the cruise. But his stories are grand, and his jokes are a hit, You’ll laugh so hard you won’t mind a bit. [Verse 3] He’ll take you round the block, maybe two or three, But don’t you dare rush, or he’ll charge a fee. His motto’s “Slow and steady wins the race,” Though no one’s quite sure which race he’s embraced. [Chorus] Oh, lazy Lou with his cart so slow, He’ll get you there, but he’ll take it real low. He’s got a knack for napping, that’s a fact, So sit back and relax on his sluggish track. [Outro] So if you see lazy Lou with his cart in town, Give him a wave, don’t wear a frown. He’s the laziest driver you’ll ever meet, But with lazy Lou, the journey’s always sweet. Wooooooooo Yeeeeeeeeeee yee [End]