Psycho Grandma

[Verse] I got a grandma She's a little bit insane She's always causing trouble Driving me insane She's got a wild side She's got a lot to say But I love her anyway It's just her crazy way [Verse 2] She's a psycho grandma Living life on the edge She'll steal your heart and then she'll steal your fridge She's got a motor scooter She's got a rocking chair She'll dance all night She don't even care [Chorus] Psycho grandma You're out of control You're wild and crazy You're always on a roll Psycho grandma You're a sight to see But you'll always be the one who means the world to me [Verse 3] She'll challenge the neighborhood dogs to a race, And somehow, she always wins first place. With a wink and a grin, she'll lead the parade, With a kazoo in hand, her serenade never fades. [Verse 4] She'll start a dance-off in the middle of the street, With her moves so wild, no one can compete. She'll cartwheel through gardens, leap over fences, Her zest for life knows no pretenses. [Chorus] Psycho grandma, with your antics so bold, You make life an adventure, never old. Psycho grandma, you're a sight to behold, In your madness, our love unfolds. [Bridge] She'll host a tea party on the rooftops, With birds as guests, and clouds as props. She's the conductor of a symphony of fun, In her world, boredom's on the run. [Verse 5] She'll skateboard down hills with reckless abandon, With her laughter echoing like a cannon. She's the captain of chaos, the queen of the wild, [Chorus] Psycho grandma, with your whirlwind ways, You turn our world into a joyful craze. Psycho grandma, you're a beacon of light, In your madness, everything's right. [Outro] So here's to you, grandma, wild and free, In your madness, you set our spirits free. Psycho grandma, you're our guiding star, In your love, we know who we are.