Sarcasm bang

Iaaaaaaaaarrrruuuuuuuu Bang ! Bang ! Bang! Bang! **Verse 1:** Here comes the gunslinger, with no hands to draw, But loaded with sarcasm, he'll leave you in awe. "Who needs fingers to cause some damage? I shoot sharp wit, and that's my advantage!" **Pre-Chorus:** The outlaws laugh, think he's a joke, But soon they find out, he's no ordinary bloke. With a crooked smile and a sharp-tongued flair, He knocks down fools with a cold, hard stare. **Chorus:** No hands, but full of venom, Firing sarcasm, he'll take down every one of 'em. No hands, but plenty of style, The handless gunslinger, shooting sarcasm all the while! **Verse 2:** He walks into the saloon, like a star in a show, "Will you buy me a drink, or should I use my toe?" Grabs the glass with his teeth, gives a sly grin, "If you're the cream of the crop, I'll toss the whole bin!" **Pre-Chorus:** The tough guys try to intimidate his sharp wit, But he responds with a smirk, doesn’t quit. "If you’re the muscle, then I’m the clown, But look closely, I’ll knock you all down!" **Chorus:** No hands, but full of venom, Firing sarcasm, he'll take down every one of 'em. No hands, but plenty of style, The handless gunslinger, shooting sarcasm all the while! **Bridge:** When the fight kicks off, he just grins wide, "Do I need to fight, or just let you slide?" With words as weapons and never a sweat, He beats the brutes without breaking a set. **Chorus:** No hands, but full of venom, Firing sarcasm, he'll take down every one of 'em. No hands, but plenty of style, The handless gunslinger, shooting sarcasm all the while! **Outro:** So if you see him around, with his sharp tongue ready, Know that the handless gunslinger is quick and steady. But watch your words, don’t get too bold, He fires sarcasm, and his shots are cold!