Cosmic Cowboy

'Round Mars ago some, ha Green sheriff flew up to my pod With his space boots on No warrant, just a tin star glare Zappin' my pal, thought his drink was rare (Yeehaw!) Thought it was a laser gun Martian dust and a pickup truck (vroom vroom) Got my antennae tuned to luck Six little wheels spinnin' on red sand Giddy up now, we're taking off, ain't no ban (Yee-ha!) We'll hitch a ride on a comet's tail, Sipping moonshine, leaving a cosmic trail In my rusty rocket ship (rumble rumble) I tear through the stars, a wild round trip My beady eyes trifling, this spaceman's creed Chewin' on a stardust twig instead of weed (Yippee-ki-yay!) When I land, I do the Martian hop Space cowboys hear my spurs go pop pop pop (Pop pop!) Got a ray-gun six-string in my holster side (Pew pew!) Playin' it loud under the big black sky I'm an alien dude with a cowboy hat Playin' honky-tonk on this red planet (Yeehaw!) Dueling with comets on the milky way rodeo Ridin' an asteroid like it's a bronco Just a tentacle twang, strumming out a tune (strum strum) In the crater saloon, we’re hollering at moons (awoo!) Got my space-boots kicking up cosmic dust Barreling through the void, in the galaxy we trust [Chorus] Hey there Martian, with your green skin glowing Hat tipped back, space cattle roaming