The Autocorrect Fail

[Verse] I was tappin' out a message Feelin' kinda witty A text to my best friend Somethin' light and pretty But my phone It had a mind Its own You see The autocorrect gremlins were havin' a spree [Verse] It changed "sup girl" to "soup ladle swirl" "Catch you later" became "attack a potato pearl" My jokes turned nonsensical Grammar took a fall The Ballad of the Autocorrect Fail Worst message of all [Chorus] Oh Autocorrect You drive me insane Messin' up my messages Playin' silly games I just wanna chat Keep it cool and smooth But you turn my words into a jumbled groove (Verse 2) Tried to write a love note, somethin' sweet and true But it ended up soundin' like a recipe for fondue "My heart beats for you" turned into "cauliflower gratin" My love life was doomed, sealed by this digital villain (Chorus) It changed "meet for coffee" to "greet a faulty cough drop" "Thinking of you" became "sinking into a hot pot" The typos kept comin', my face turned bright red The Ballad of the Autocorrect Fail, left me wishin' I was dead! (Bridge) But then I saw the humor, the absurdity so clear My friend was laughin', tears streamin' down her cheek Maybe the message wasn't what I planned at first But it brought a smile, a connection that quenched our thirst (Chorus) It changed "goodnight" to "good knight in shining yacht" "See you tomorrow" became "sea you in a hollowed-out cot" The silliness united us, a bond that couldn't break The Ballad of the Autocorrect Fail, a hilarious mistake (Outro) So next time my phone tries to play its tricks I'll take a deep breath, and laugh instead of flippin' my lids 'Cause sometimes the wrong word can be just the right thing A reminder to embrace the joy that laughter can bring