Jasper's Thoughts

[Verse 1] Laying on my bed, I've been sleeping since nine (oh sleeping since nine) On the bed beside me, is that master of mine (he's a good human) He's been dreaming peacefully since midnight (oh midnight) But maybe I'll shake violently and give him a big fright (I like a shake) [Verse 2] It's time for breakfast, my master's in the kitchen (is he singing?) I'll wait until he's finished cleaning, then I'll start my bitchin' (I need food) What's this, is it just some boring kibble (no bacon?) Well I'll just wait until he's not looking, then his breakfast I'll nibble [Chorus] My name's Jasper, and I am a dog My dad's name's Tristan, he's not a dog (not-a-dog) I can't wait for my walk, it's so much better than all this talk (not another call) But master's busy doing work, what a strange human quirk (is that a ball) [Whistling] [Filler] [Verse 3] Master just got up from his chair and it's after nine (walkies time!) I guess that means it's time for that walk of mine (about damn time) Oh how sad, it looks like he's just going for his morning poo (his second one!) Doesn't he realise, that his best dog needs one too? (on my ball) [Chorus] My name's Jasper, and I am a dog My dad's name's Tristan, still not a dog (definitely not) I can't wait for my walk, it's so much better than all this talk (not more calls!) But master's busy doing work, what a strange human quirk (is that a treat) [Whistling] [Filler] [Verse 4] Finally been out for that walk, but we met his friends, so all we did was talk! I tried digging a great big hole, but master said that's not my role (it was a golf course) I wish I could be with someone who'd walk me more (please please!) I know, I've got an idea, I could be walked by Eleanor (hi mum!) [Chorus] My name's Jasper, and I am a dog My mum's name's Eleanor, she's not a dog (is she a dog?) I can't wait to see her, better than just dreamin' her (I gotta see her) But she's busy doing work, what a strange human quirk (is that a postman) [Whistling] [Chorus] My name's Jasper, and I am a dog My parent's are human, they're not a dog (what a shame) But I really love them, glad to be with them, couldn't live without them! But they're busy doing work, what a strange human quirk (just play in the dirt) [Whistling] [Chorus] My name's Jasper, and I am a dog My parent's are human, they're not a dog (what a shame) But I really love them, glad to be with them, couldn't live without them! But they're busy doing work, what a strange human quirk (just play in the dirt) [Outro]