Lyrics
**Title: The Ballad of the Missing Left Sock**
**Verse 1:**
Woke up this morning, feelin' kinda groggy,
Searched through the laundry, but the air was foggy.
Had a right sock in hand, but where's the left gone?
It's a mystery of the ages, like a sock-stealin' dawn.
**Chorus:**
Oh, where did my left sock go?
Vanished without a trace, like a ninja in the snow.
I got a drawer full of singles, it's a lonely sock show,
So tell me, where did my left sock go?
**Verse 2:**
Checked under the bed, even in the fridge,
Maybe it ran off, crossed the sock-stealin' bridge.
Asked my cat for answers, but he just licked his paw,
I'm losin' my mind, breakin' laundry law.
**Chorus:**
Oh, where did my left sock go?
Vanished without a trace, like a ninja in the snow.
I got a drawer full of singles, it's a lonely sock show,
So tell me, where did my left sock go?
**Bridge:**
Maybe there's a sock world, hidden in the dryer,
Where mismatched socks retire and tell tales by the fire.
Dancin' in pairs, laughin' at our plight,
While we mortals search in vain, day and night.
**Verse 3:**
Went to the store, bought a brand-new pack,
But I know the cycle, it's just another hack.
'Cause every time I do the wash, it's the same old scene,
A left sock's destiny, always comes out clean.
**Chorus:**
Oh, where did my left sock go?
Vanished without a trace, like a ninja in the snow.
I got a drawer full of singles, it's a lonely sock show,
So tell me, where did my left sock go?
**Outro:**
So here's to the left socks, wherever they may be,
In a secret sock dimension, livin' wild and free.
And if you find my left sock, please send it back my way,
Until then, I'll keep searchin', day after day.
