Placemats

[Wind-Up Intro] (...) [Sparse Beat] (...) [Instrumental Build] (...) [Verse 1] See my wife, getting ready, looking fresh, I haven't even showered yet. (...) Wrinkles on my jeans, Don't know where the iron's at. (...) Got five of the same shirt, Get a stain don't even sweat. (...) Little chit-chat I can handle that, But when it comes to looks that's where my sense lacks. [Break] [Hook] I wish I were as trendy as my placemats. [Drop] (...) [Long Instrumental] (...) [Segue] (...) [Verse 2] Walking fast, working hard, never late, First impression not great. (...) Got a lot of positives, Fashion's where I hesitate. (...) Never owned a suit and tie, Dreadful on a dinner date. (...) Heading out of town with nothing to pack, And passing by my table makes me know for a fact. [Break] [Hook] I wish I were as trendy as my placemats. [Drop] (...) [Instrumental] (...) [Bridge] Herringbone that's French to me. Solid tee that's more my speed. [Long Instrumental] (...) [Segue] (...) [Verse 3] Here I go, wish me luck, shopping spree, Time to find the real me. (...) Sifting through the full-price racks, Looking at some luxury. (...) Get into the changing room, Don't believe what I see. (...) Strutting out and I see all their eyes bat, Then I take a glance behind me where my old clothes sat. [Break] [Hook] I look as trendy as my placemats. [Drop] (...) [Outro] So trendy. [Instrumental] (...) [End] [Spoken Hook] I wish I were as trendy as my placemats. [Drop] (...) [Long Instrumental] (...) [Segue] (...) [Verse 2] Walking fast, working hard, never late, First impression not great. (...) Got a lot of positives, Fashion's where I hesitate. (...) Never owned a suit and tie, Dreadful on a dinner date. (...) Heading out of town with nothing to pack, And passing by my table makes me know for a fact. [Spoken Hook] I wish I were as trendy as my placemats. [Drop] (...) [Instrumental] (...) [Bridge] Herringbone that's French to me. Solid tee that's more my speed. [Long Solo] (...) [Segue] (...) [Verse 3] Here I go, wish me luck, shopping spree, Time to find the real me. (...) Sifting through the full-price racks, Looking at some luxury. (...) Get into the changing room, Don't believe what I see. (...) Strutting out and I see all their eyes bat, Then I take a glance behind me where my old clothes sat. [Spoken Hook] I look as trendy as my placemats. [Drop] (...) [Spoken Outro] So trendy. [Instrumental] (...) [End] [Spoken Outro] So trendy. [Instrumental] (...) [End] [Spoken Outro] So trendy. [End]