Never Gonna Cook for You

[Verse] You call that a dish mate I call it shit Your kitchen's in disarray And it's a waste of my time [Verse 2] You can't even boil water Your soufflé won't even rise Not a lick of flavor in sight And your beef it's over-fried [Chorus] Never gonna cook for you Never gonna taste your stew Never gonna whip a meringue with you Never gonna plate your dish Never gonna grant your wish Never gonna fix that burnt fish too [Verse 3] Your pasta's always mushy Your bread it never bakes When I see your sous-chef All I see are mistakes [Verse 4] You claim you cook gourmet But mate that's just depressing I'll show you what real chefs do Now get the fuck out [Chorus] Never gonna cook for you Never gonna taste your stew Never gonna whip a meringue with you Never gonna plate your dish Never gonna grant your wish Never gonna fix that burnt fish too