哪兒來的屎
Cantonese, heavy metal, male, rock, Hong Kong style, like Beyond
March 21st, 2024suno
Lyrics
［Verse 1]
小五同老豆and 啊妹返大陸, 係shenzhen坐大巴去一個叫英德ge地方
搭上駕大巴之後, 忽然間又急屎又急尿,
我死忍爛忍, 忍到個加油站. 但係, 個司機話:最多停5分鍾, 我又同我老豆剩係講急尿, 所以我去到個廁所only 痾尿, 我痾尿ge時候, 用力得制, 屎忽Bit左d屎出黎,
呢個時候, 駕車都就黎開, 無辦法, 唯有上住車, sin.
［Verse 2]
上到車, 我身上已經發出陣陣臭味,
呢個時候我已經急屎急到就黎爆,
我啊妹呢個時候笑到hihi, 我老豆都忍吾住笑出黎, 不過我都無理佢地, 叫佢地幫我諗辦法因為我真係急得很,
［Chorus]
我老豆於是就拎出我地上車前買返黎ge飯盒個食盛發泡膠盒出黎, 叫我痾落個盒到,
我急得好緊要, 無辦法唯有頂硬上,
痾完之後, 我就連個飯盒dump落窗外. 可能我無蓋好個盒, dump出去ge時候, d屎飛曬出黎, 痴落車較後面ge窗上面.
好采d人訓著曬. 但係d人訓醒之後, 見到個窗痴曬d屎, 就個個o曬嘴,
有d人用普通話話: 哪兒來的屎啊?
我當時魚到爆, 驚比人duk穿, 我老豆啊妹就恥笑我直到落車, 話比曬所有親戚知, d親戚直到依加仲係度講返件事...
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