Lyrics
[Verse 1]
There’s a law in Deutschland, it’s long as can be,
A tongue-twisting wonder, a real mystery.
It’s all about beef, how to label it right,
But saying its name is a real tough fight.
You gotta twist your tongue, you gotta take a deep breath,
To say this word might bring you to death!
[Chorus]
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz,
Try to say it fast, it’ll tie you in knots, I bet.
It’s the law for beef, to keep things clear,
But just saying the name fills me with fear!
[Verse 2]
It’s got more letters than you’d ever need,
A word so long, it’s hard to read.
You’d think it’s simple, just label some meat,
But this law’s got a name that’s quite the feat.
From the fields to the shops, they watch and inspect,
To make sure that beef’s exactly correct.
[Chorus]
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz,
Try to say it fast, it’ll tie you in knots, I bet.
It’s the law for beef, to keep things clear,
But just saying the name fills me with fear!
[Bridge]
In the land of wurst and beer,
There’s a law that’s mighty clear.
But to say its name, oh what a task,
You’ll need a break, maybe a flask!
[Instrumental Break]
(A lively accordion and guitar duet, capturing the quirky nature of the subject.)
[Verse 3]
So if you’re in Germany, and you see some beef,
Remember this law, and feel some relief.
They’re watching those labels, every letter and line,
To make sure your steak’s completely fine.
But if you try to say the name, take it slow,
Or you’ll end up tangled in a verbal woe!
[Chorus]
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz,
Try to say it fast, it’ll tie you in knots, I bet.
It’s the law for beef, to keep things clear,
But just saying the name fills me with fear!
[Outro]
So here’s to the law with the longest name,
In the beef world, it’s got some fame.
But for the sake of your tongue, take a rest,
From saying Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz!
