Lazy Librarian

[Verse] Stacks of books higher than a skyscraper's peak, Page turner's rumors, you know he got that sneak, Dust collectors, ain't seen a shelf in weeks, Lazy librarian, dreams of sleep on repeat. [Chorus] Books overdue, fines racking up, Librarian's chair, he ain't gettin' up, Eyes half-closed, sipping from a paper cup, Orders dismissed with the stink eye, "What’s up?" [Verse 2] Encyclopedias lean, ready to fall, Whisperin' ghosts hauntin' these halls, Dewey Decimal cries, numbers scrawl, Knowledge in a coma, shelves stand tall. [Chorus] Books overdue, fines racking up, Librarian's chair, he ain't gettin' up, Eyes half-closed, sipping from a paper cup, Orders dismissed with the stink eye, "What’s up?" [Bridge] Dusty tomes, untouched, gather grime, Call bells echo, but he ain't got time, Research requests deep in the prime, Lazy clockwatcher, stuck in his climb. [Verse 3] Readers frustrated, seeking takedown, But the king of naps still wearin' his crown, Assistants whisper, rumor he'd drown, But the master of chill ain't leavin' this town.