Lyrics
Hmmmm Ohhh woah
Guys, I'm telling you, I've been caught,
doing something I really shouldn't be doing,
I have to justify myself, have to tell them about it
if I had known better, I just wouldn't have done it
Ohhhhh-woah-oh-oh-ohhhh
hmmmmm hmmmmm
When young people drink is not what it's cracked up to be,
And insurance fraud is a federal crime,
Wow..., I didn't know that,
You're telling me that for the first time.
(chorus)
A lemon is not the same as a lime,
And work doesn't start at half past nine?
The pub opens at midday at the weekend? (ohhhh-ohhh)
That's why I can't drive my car after five beers?
(guitar solo)
Wow...., I didn't know that, (ohhhh oh-ohhhh)
This is the first time you've told me that.
I was once blind, but now I see
I can only offer you my guarantee,
(guitar solo)
(guitar solo)
(chorus)
Fainting in public
is not what you want,
And cheating people is a serious crime,
Wow..., I didn't know that,
This is the first time you've told me that.
Wow..., I didn't know that. (ohhhh-oh-ohhhh)
You're telling me that for the first time.
(Fade with guitar solo)
(guitar solo)
Wow...., I didn't know that, (ohhhh oh-ohhhh)
This is the first time you've told me that.
I was once blind, but now I see
I can only offer you my guarantee,
(guitar solo)
(guitar solo)
(chorus)
Fainting in public
is not what you want,
And cheating people is a serious crime,
Wow..., I didn't know that,
This is the first time you've told me that.
Wow..., I didn't know that. (ohhhh-oh-ohhhh)
You're telling me that for the first time.
(Fade with guitar solo)
Wow..., I didn't know that. (ohhhh-oh-ohhhh)
You're telling me that for the first time.
(Fade with guitar solo)
Wow..., I didn't know that. (ohhhh-oh-ohhhh)
You're telling me that for the first time.
(Fade)
