Summer Heat

# Too Hot to Handle [Verse 1] Sweating like a snowman in July Fanned myself so hard, I learned to fly Ice cream's a puddle, popsicles weep This heat's so thick, you could cut it with sleep [Chorus] It's too hot to handle, too sticky to touch My brain's on vacation, my skin's in a clutch The weather's gone crazy, the thermometer's fried In this summer inferno, where comfort has died [Verse 2] Dog's tongue's so long, it's sweeping the floor Cat's fur is shedding, she looks like a boar Tried to get cool in my car with AC Now I'm stuck to the seats like a bumblebee [Chorus] It's too hot to handle, too sticky to touch My brain's on vacation, my skin's in a clutch The weather's gone crazy, the thermometer's fried In this summer inferno, where comfort has died [Outro] If you need me, I'll be in the fridge Chilling with the veggies, under the ridge Wake me up when the leaves turn brown Or when I've become a human ice cream town!