Barn Cleaning Blues

[Verse] Hay bales stacked high, dust ticklin’ my nose Broom in one hand, where these chores always grows Floor slicker than soap, man, gravity's playin’ tricks Boots slid right out, next thing, ohhhh… buttered biscuits [Chorus] Barn cleaning blues, fell right into the groove Milking machine on wood, ain't that a move? Trapped like a cow, can't believe my luck now Till gallons fill up, I’m stuck here somehow [Verse 2] Cows lookin' at me, judgment in those eyes They chewin’ calm grass, while I’m grapplin’ surprise Boss man gone fishin', ain't nobody around This milkin’ fiasco, man, got me town-bound [Chorus] Barn cleaning blues, fell right into the groove Milking machine on wood, ain't that a move? Trapped like a cow, can't believe my luck now Till gallons fill up, I’m stuck here somehow [Verse 3] Hollerin’ at the rafters, echoes got no reply Tractor sittin’ idle, tractors don't sympathize Thought barn life was simple, oh how it misled Now every barn cat judgin’ my predicament in dread [Bridge] Sense of humor tested, patience on thin ice Time tickin', milk jug indexin’ my device Farmhand life rugged, tales twist like straw Ain’t this some story for ol’ Mother Law