Lyrics
(Verse 1)
Retail smile plastered on, another day, another fight
("The customer is always right,") that slogan just ain't tight
Screaming Karen at the counter, with a coupon long expired
Demanding free stuff, my patience starts to tire
(Chorus)
("The customer is always right?") Not in this retail game
Some folks enter like a hurricane, spreading nothing but blame
Rude and entitled, with demands out of line
Wish I could tell them, ("Honey, that attitude's a crime!")
(Verse 2)
Spilled coffee on the floor, ("It's your fault, clean it up!")
Sir, I warned you about that cup, with a flimsy plastic sup
Returns without receipts, a story tall and bold
Trying to scam the system, leaving me feeling cold
(Chorus)
("The customer is always right?") Not in this retail game
Some folks enter like a hurricane, spreading nothing but blame
Rude and entitled, with demands out of line
Wish I could tell them, ("Honey, that attitude's a crime!")
(Bridge)
We bend over backwards, service with a smile
But common decency seems to go an extra mile
Respect goes both ways, that's the golden rule they say
Maybe a new slogan, ("Treat others how you'd like to play"?)
(Chorus)
("The customer is always right?") Not in this retail game
Some folks enter like a hurricane, spreading nothing but blame
Rude and entitled, with demands out of line
Wish I could tell them, ("Honey, that attitude's a crime!")
(Outro)
But hey, there's good ones too, the kind that make it worth
A friendly conversation, a little bit of mirth
So here's to the decent customers, the ones who understand
That kindness is contagious, a helping hand in hand