Slow Slow Cooker

(Instrumental Intro) (Verse 1) I woke up hungry, craving a hearty stew, So I turned on my slow cooker, expecting it to brew. But hours went by, and still no sign, I said, "Come on slow cooker, you're takin' your time." (Chorus) Man getting angry at a slow cooker, it's a slow burn, Cooking so slowly, it's my concern. I want my meal, but it's on turtle pace, Oh slow cooker, pick up the pace. (Verse 2) I paced around the kitchen, checking the pot, But the slow cooker's progress, it was a knot. I tapped the lid, like a drumming beat, I said, "Hurry up slow cooker, I need my meat." (Chorus) Man getting angry at a slow cooker, it's a race, To cook my dinner, at a faster pace. But the slow cooker's rhythm, it's on its own, Oh slow cooker, why you make me moan? (Bridge) Maybe it's the nature of slow cooking art, To take its time, to play its part. But in my hunger, patience wears thin, Oh slow cooker, let the cooking begin. (Chorus) Man getting angry at a slow cooker, it's a fight, Between hunger's urgency and time's flight. But as the aroma fills the air, I start to see, Oh slow cooker, you cook just right for me. (Outro Music)