A Bard's Gotta Go

funny Irish folk with a thick Irish accent

April 13th, 2024suno

Lyrics

(Verse 1) In a tavern dim and smoky, I stand, Tankard in hand, with tales so grand. But alas, my friends, I'm in quite a bind, For my gut's in knots, and I've lost my mind. (Chorus) Oh, I'm a bard so bold and brave, Yet tonight, I'm but a wretched knave. The ale flows freely, but I cannot partake, For constipation's grip, oh, my fate does shake. (Verse 2) Once I danced with kings and queens, In halls adorned with golden sheens. But now I'm stuck in this wretched place, With a rumbling gut and a flushed face. (Chorus) Oh, I'm a bard so bold and brave, Yet tonight, I'm but a wretched knave. The ale flows freely, but I cannot partake, For constipation's grip, oh, my fate does shake. (Bridge) I've faced dragons and demons, oh so fierce, But this battle within, it brings me to tears. So here I stand, with a song to sing, Of adventures past and the pain it brings. (Bridge) I've faced dragons and demons, oh so fierce, But this battle within, it brings me to tears. So here I stand, with a song to sing, Of adventures past and the pain it brings. (Verse 3) To the king's officials, I've oft crossed paths, With jests and jibes, and drunken laughs. But now as I sing, with a trembling voice, I pray to the gods for a merciful choice. (Chorus) Oh, I'm a bard so bold and brave, Yet tonight, I'm but a wretched knave. The ale flows freely, but I cannot partake, For constipation's grip, oh, me fate does shake. (Outro) So here's my tale, of woe and strife, A bard's lament, of a troubled life. But fear not, my friends, for I'll soldier on, Through constipation's grasp, until it's gone.

Recommended

天涯海角
天涯海角

romantic melodic pop

Love and Shadows
Love and Shadows

hard phonk dark intense

星空下的独白
星空下的独白

VOCALOID,drum set,synthesizer ,Acoustic,orchestral instruments,piano,Dream pop,Synthpop,chill,Indie,Downtempo,Ambient

Ava's Odyssey
Ava's Odyssey

folk metal,metal,rock,power metal,melodic,energetic,passionate,epic

Lost in Echoes
Lost in Echoes

a minor psychedelic hip hop piano accents heavy 808s

Дидиди
Дидиди

dance pop

(Annaka Fourneret) Ciudad de los sueños
(Annaka Fourneret) Ciudad de los sueños

dream pop, new wave, female voice

Cendres de Guitare
Cendres de Guitare

riffs saturés, ambiance brute et électrique, rock intense

Lonely Nights
Lonely Nights

epic, orchestral, cinematic, atmospheric, rock, sweet female voice, female singer

Álom
Álom

electropop,melodic,athmospheric,beautiful,romantic,synth,organ

Into the Night
Into the Night

synthwave, minor key, 80s, synth, double bass

Echoes of Honor
Echoes of Honor

epic orchestral dramatic

Gimnazija Musings
Gimnazija Musings

jazz,bebop,technical,improvisation,rhythmic,energetic,complex

Echo Vectors
Echo Vectors

drill,trip hop,trap,female vocals,90s,r&b,kawaii future bass,djent,electronic,metal,rock,progressive metal,chiptune,brostep,futuristic,uncommon time signatures,energetic,rhythmic,mechanical,complex,dense,heavy

Going to the Beach 9.0
Going to the Beach 9.0

reggae instrumental, teens human group voice, beachy pop, guitar, singing, japanese surf, 2-step surf, nostalgic

Eternal War
Eternal War

Phonk, aggressive trap, beast beat

Cipedang mendukung DOB Cilangkaha
Cipedang mendukung DOB Cilangkaha

Cipedang mendukung DOB Cilangkaha, electro, disco, funk, jazz, rock