Perilous Rumble

And I've been sittin' waitin' long Oh, these cramps, they feel so wrong No relief, it just won't pass Feel a rumble, hope I last Wishing for a bathroom soon Groanin' like an ol' bassoon Sweat is drippin', tick-tock goes the clock Prayin' for a stall where I can dock My tummy's twisting, gurglin' in despair This potty emergency's my scare [Chorus] Oh Lord, don't let me fill my pants With this doo-wop digestive dance I'm clenchin' tight, my knuckles white, nowhere to hide A jitterbug inside my gut, a bumpy ride Each step I take, a risky move, oh what a jam A hopin' and a prayin' I don't flood the dam [Verse 2] This rumblin' rhythm's got me in a twist With every beat, it's a guttural tryst