No One Else (not the Weezer song)

So once there was two of that wiseass kind two north jersey weirdos Named Rachel and Brian They met on Hinge, it's super queer but they've been together almost a year from dingbats to monster dog nothing if not weird they amuse each other and no one else no one else Omelette chefs with cheese sleeves standing orders with molly watching dumb shit on tv reading mad magazine Rachel and Brian they amuse each other and no one else No one else No one else They amuse each other and no one else So once there was two of that wiseass kind two north jersey weirdos Named Rachel and Brian They met on Hinge, it's super queer but they've been together almost a year from dingbats to monster dog nothing if not weird they amuse each other and no one else no one else Omelette chefs with cheese sleeves standing orders with molly watching dumb shit on tv reading mad magazine Rachel and Brian they amuse each other and no one else No one else No one else They amuse each other and no one else