The Ballad of Hervé Villechaize

[Bridge] And now it's time for Fantasy Island Smiles, everyone! Smiles! Smiles! Miles and miles and miles of smiles! Hervé in the midst of the limelight Ah [Verse 3] Imagine yourself in a fantasy scene With character actors in wicker back chairs Suddenly, there's a man with charm quite sizable The gent with a vest quite distinguishable A modernday miracle with cheeks delightfully spherical [Bridge] He's going to help you with your dreams His name is Hervé Villechaize And he's not what he seems Magician Condition Mastermind He's got a faster mind Cause he's a mastermind! [Chorus] Bionic (bionic) Merely supersonic (supersonic) Hervé (Hervé) Villechaize (Villechaize) Hervé (Hervé) Villechaize (Villechaize) Hervé (Hervé) Villechaize (Villechaize) Hervé (Hervé) Villechaize (Villechaize) [Bridge 2] Sizable (sizable) Sizable (sizable) Sizable (sizable) Sizable (sizable) Sizable (sizable) This darling charming sizable wonder man! [Bridge 3] Hervé Villechaize (villi villi) Hervé Villechaize (villi villi) Hervé Villechaize (really) Hervé Villechaize (supercool superman)