Connor's Brawl

[Verse] Connor walked into the bar Eyes like fire no one far Saw the kids play by the door Trouble brewing evermore [Verse 2] Shouts and laughter sparked his rage Connor stormed up like a mage Twelve year olds with sticks and stones Faced a man who cracked their bones [Chorus] Connor’s brawl it shook the town Kids were laughing not a frown Tavern’s spirit still alive Connor’s fury could not thrive [Verse 3] One kid threw a tiny punch Connor gulped his whiskey lunch Tumbling tables flying chairs Little feet just dart up stairs [Bridge] Poor old Connor didn’t see Tiny warriors wild and free In the end the bar was clear Connor’s legend grew that year [Verse 4] Next morn Connor woke in bed Aching body heavy head Tavern keeper shook his hand "Son you've met my pint-sized band"