Stinky Weenie's Anthem

[Verse] Ryan with his news on Brain full of facts so strong He'll tell you what's right and wrong From morning until the dawn [Chorus] Stinky Weenie knows it all Gets his news fix big and small Talking loud he stands tall With Miller in his hand he won't fall [Verse 2] Gas from the High Life brew Belches out political views He's the king of info true His opinions never few [Chorus] Stinky Weenie knows it all Gets his news fix big and small Talking loud he stands tall With Miller in his hand he won't fall [Bridge] Gasoline for the mind he seeks From dawn till end of the week In his chair he'll never retreat Stinky knows where knowledge peaks [Chorus] Stinky Weenie knows it all Gets his news fix big and small Talking loud he stands tall With Miller in his hand he won't fall