Standard Down Time Blues

[Verse] Woke up at midnight, phone's a-blarin' loud, Another server alert, man, it's doin' me proud. Coworkers got me pullin' my hair, no self-control, Forgot to put the servers in Standard down time, it's takin' its toll. [Verse 2] Coffee's brewin' strong in the dead of night, Another long list of errors, ain't this a sight. Tired eyes scrollin', tryin' to keep my cool, Feelin' like the punchline of some cruel joke at school. [Chorus] I've got the Standard Down Time blues, Feelin' like a fuse 'bout to lose. Why's it always me, the one on call, When they forget to do their part, I take the fall? [Verse 3] Third alert now, man, I ain't even blinked, Data centers hummin', but my ship has nearly sinked. Boss says "Handle it," like it's a walk in the park, But they're sittin' at home while I'm in the dark. [Bridge] Runnin' scripts and mendin' the glitches, My so-called team, they're leavin' me in stitches. A little bit of Standard down time's all that I need, But they're sleepin' like babies while my patience bleeds. [Verse 4] Morning light creeps in, another night in vain, Server logs fill my dreams, drive me insane. Just a little tick box, ain't too much to ask, Here I am again, wearin' the burdened mask.