The Misadventures of a Time Traveling Watch

(Verse 1) In a little old shop, called Time and Space, was a special watch, with a worn face. "It travels through time!" the old seller said, But oh, how I wish I’d bought mushroom's instead. (Chorus) a time traveling watch, ever so snazzy, Taking me places, but it always gets nasty. From dinosaurs' lunch to a pirate's ruck, Each trip ends in disaster, just my luck! (Verse 2) I wanted Paris, the city of love and light, But ended up in a gladiator fight. "Wrong turn at the century," the watch seemed to mock, As I dodged a lion, in nothing but my socks. (Chorus) Oh, my time traveling watch, with gears so crafty, Each journey a blunder, outcomes so drafty. From the Ice Age to disco in just a blink, But always in trouble before I can think. (Bridge) In the Titanic, I was taking a shower, When the watch decided, it was time to empower. Transported to Salem, amidst a witch trial, I pleaded, "It’s just a watch, not magical or vile!" (Verse 3) I aimed for a future, with flying cars so high, But landed in a swamp, with a crocodile nearby. "Oh, watch, you trickster, with your temporal glitch, Can’t we have one trip without a hitch?" (Revised Chorus) Oh, my watch, a jokester in disguise, Mistook the Ice Age for a big bang surprise. From the Sphinx's construction to an alien's birthday bash, Each misadventure, a time-traveling crash. (Revised Outro) Here's to the watch, playing pranks so lush, Thought I'd see Shakespeare, met a talking bush. With each misstep and every glitch, Life's turned into a nightmare, oh so rich.