Lyrics
In the morning light, I reach for my cereal bowl,
But my tummy's got a secret, it's about to take its toll.
Lactose intolerance, oh, it's such a bummer,
I can't have that cheese or ice cream in the summer.
(Pre-Chorus)
My belly starts to rumble, like a thunderstorm inside,
I'm dancing with discomfort, trying to hide.
I've got a date with the bathroom, it's urgent and real,
Lactose intolerance, you're the dealbreaker, my Achilles' heel.
(Chorus)
Tummy troubles, oh, they're my daily dance,
Lactose intolerance, you've got me in a trance.
I'm sippin' on almond milk, avoiding the cheese,
But my tummy's still rebellious, doing as it please.
(Verse 2)
I'm at the pizza party, staring at that cheesy slice,
My lactose-free life feels like a sacrifice.
I see the ice cream truck, it's playing its jingle,
But my tummy's waving a red flag, it's time to mingle.
(Pre-Chorus)
My belly starts to rumble, like a thunderstorm inside,
I'm dancing with discomfort, trying to hide.
I've got a date with the bathroom, it's urgent and real,
Lactose intolerance, you're the dealbreaker, my Achilles' heel.
(Chorus)
Tummy troubles, oh, they're my daily dance,
Lactose intolerance, you've got me in a trance.
I'm sippin' on almond milk, avoiding the cheese,
But my tummy's still rebellious, doing as it please.
(Bridge)
Lactase, where are you when I need you the most?
You're the enzyme missing, the lactose ghost.
I dream of cheesy nachos, creamy mac and cheese,
But my tummy's like, "Nah, girl, please!"
(Chorus)
Tummy troubles, oh, they're my daily dance,
Lactose intolerance, you've got me in a trance.
I'm sippin' on almond milk, avoiding the cheese,
But my tummy's still rebellious, doing as it please.
(Outro)
So here's my silly pop song, a lactose lament,
My tummy's got its drama, it's heaven-sent.
Lactose intolerance, you're my quirky muse,
I'll keep dancing with my tummy, no matter the blues.
(Bridge)
Lactase, where are you when I need you the most?
You're the enzyme missing, the lactose ghost.
I dream of cheesy nachos, creamy mac and cheese,
But my tummy's like, "Nah, girl, please!"
(Chorus)
Tummy troubles, oh, they're my daily dance,
Lactose intolerance, you've got me in a trance.
I'm sippin' on almond milk, avoiding the cheese,
But my tummy's still rebellious, doing as it please.
(Outro)
So here's my silly pop song, a lactose lament,
My tummy's got its drama, it's heaven-sent.
Lactose intolerance, you're my quirky muse,
I'll keep dancing with my tummy, no matter the blues.
