Pickle Predicament

[Verse] Down by the ol' general store, He started somethin' folks ain't seen before, He grabbed a jar off the dusty shelf, Said, "Tonight I'm feelin' like someone else." [Verse 2] Randall opened up that pickle jar, Slipped out a gherkin, thought he'd go real far, Folks in town never would've guessed, What he'd do next, got the whole town stressed. [Chorus] Got a pickle predicament, y'all, Randall's gone and shocked us all, With a zesty twist in his backwoods stall, He's the talk of the town, can't ignore the call. [Verse 3] Now the town doctor, he was called in haste, "Doc, we got ourselves a curious case." Doc shook his head and scratched his chin, Said, "I've seen a lot, but not this sin." [Verse 4] The sheriff said, "Now this ain't a crime, But it's the darnedest thing I've seen in my time, We'll keep it quiet, won't spread no lies, Just another chapter of small-town surprise." [Chorus] Got a pickle predicament, y'all, Randall's gone and shocked us all, With a zesty twist in his backwoods stall, He's the talk of the town, can't ignore the call.