Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I woke up in the middle of the moon,
A cat in a spacesuit played a bassoon.
[Now, pretend you're a robot stuck in slow motion]
My coffee's cold, but it's neon green,
I'm living in a Technicolor dream.
[Chorus]
Oh, I'm dancing with my shadow on a Tuesday night,
[A tap-dancing frog just jumped out of sight]
A penguin in a tux says it’s all right.
[Clap your hands like a seal, it feels so tight]
The unicorns are singing in the rain,
[Spin around like you're on a candy cane]
We’re playing hopscotch on a runaway train.
[Verse 2]
My phone just told me it’s allergic to texts,
[A giraffe in pajamas gives me perplexed specs]
A rainbow’s got a crush, and it’s sending me specs.
[Wink three times, now switch to speaking in hex]
My shoes are whispering secrets in French,
[Hold your breath until you see the stench]
The wallpaper’s flirting, it’s got a strange stench.
[Chorus]
Oh, I'm dancing with my shadow on a Tuesday night,
[A tap-dancing frog just jumped out of sight]
A penguin in a tux says it’s all right.
[Clap your hands like a seal, it feels so tight]
The unicorns are singing in the rain,
[Spin around like you're on a candy cane]
We’re playing hopscotch on a runaway train.
[Bridge]
The Wi-Fi’s made of cotton candy strings,
[Hold your phone up high, now let it swing]
A llama’s DJ-ing, while the doorbell rings.
[Do a backflip in your mind, let your imagination sing]
The floor’s a trampoline, I’m bouncing high,
[Jump up and down until you touch the sky]
The stars are winking from a polka-dot sky.
[Chorus]
Oh, I'm dancing with my shadow on a Tuesday night,
[A tap-dancing frog just jumped out of sight]
A penguin in a tux says it’s all right.
[Clap your hands like a seal, it feels so tight]
The unicorns are singing in the rain,
[Spin around like you're on a candy cane]
We’re playing hopscotch on a runaway train.
[Outro]
So if you see me flying with a blue giraffe,
[Wave at the sky, it’ll make you laugh]
Or trading jokes with a laughing graph,
[Count to five, then give yourself a high-five]
Just remember, life’s a crazy ride,
[Grab a penguin, and let’s slide!]
