Freaky Fish Funk

[Verse] Applebee's on a Friday night lights dim low Ordered the fish chips crispy golden glow Thought it was safe my stomach started to throw Uncontrollable chaos here we go [Verse 2] Feeling the rumble deep within my gut Sweat drips down brow can't keep my mouth shut Waiter staring wide eyes what a strut To the bathroom I must sprint no ifs or buts [Chorus] Fish and chips you devil's delight Face the porcelain throne what a fight Toilet straining moaning in fright Explosive diarrhea oh such a sight [Verse 3] Stall ain't big enough for my pain Flushing hopes oh what a strain Others outside can hear the reign The smell of doom can't be contained [Bridge] Sink to my knees holding on tight Life's got me cornered no release tonight Praying to a god that ain't in sight To end this horrific digestive blight [Verse 4] Everyone's knocking I'm sheepish backfiring Soundtrack of terror my guts conspiring Applebee's mistake found so inspiring Never again on fish and chips I'll be trying