Take Me to Your Leader

[Verse] Well I was drivin' down a backroad, past midnight on a dare, When a bright light shined above me, outta nowhere, in thin air, Saw a spaceship landin', thought my eyes were goin' wild, Green men stumbled out, and one gave me a smile. [Verse 2] They asked if I could help 'em, their GPS was bust, Said, "We need to find some moonshine, to fuel our starship's thrust," I told 'em, "You're in luck, boys, 'cause I've got a good stash," Took 'em to my old shed, and they paid me in some cash. [Chorus] Take me to your leader, I said, "Show me what you got," They said, "Hop aboard, cowboy, our spaceship's gettin' hot," We flew past Mars and Jupiter, hit warp speed in no time, Yup, I went from cow-tippin' to tippin' stars in one line. [Verse 3] We landed on their planet, with dust and spaceships parked, Aliens dancin' two-step in a honky-tonk in the dark, They handed me a space guitar, said, “Y’all should play a tune,” So I sang 'bout whiskey, women, and under a Texas moon. [Chorus] Take me to your leader, I said, "Show me what you got," They said, "Hop aboard, cowboy, our spaceship's gettin' hot," We flew past Mars and Jupiter, hit warp speed in no time, Yup, I went from cow-tippin' to tippin' stars in one line. [Verse 4] When I got back to my old truck, the sun was comin' up, Had a pocketful of space gold, and one mean astrobeer hiccup, No one in town believed me, but I had a tale to share, How midnight roads and alien codes led me to nowhere fair.