Pat to the Rescue

[Verse] Michael got his truck stuck in the mud again, Lucas lost his keys, can't find 'em, my friend, Xavier's up a tree, scared stiff like me, Pat's rollin' up with a grin, got the whole remedy. [Verse 2] Michael's wife is callin', with a voice like thunder, Lucas' momma's cryin', thinkin' 'bout her blunder, Xavier's girl just laughs, says "You're always a mess," Pat's steppin' in with swagger, saves 'em all no less. [Chorus] Pat to the rescue, he's the hero of the town, Bailin' out his buddies, when they're gettin' down, He’s got that magic touch, with a lucky charm finesse, Pat to the rescue, cleans up their funny mess. [Verse 3] Michael's dog is howlin', lost his favorite ball, Lucas ain't too bright, tries to climb a wall, Xavier's under car, boy done lost a bet, Pat rolls his eyes, but he ain't quittin' them yet. [Verse 4] Down at the honky-tonk, beers up in the air, Lucas tells the story, with a little flair, Michael shakes his head, says "Ain't that the truth," Xavier just shrugs, give Pat all the due. [Chorus] Pat to the rescue, he's the hero of the town, Bailin' out his buddies, when they're gettin' down, He’s got that magic touch, with a lucky charm finesse, Pat to the rescue, cleans up their funny mess.