The Haggis Feast Ballad

Some people crave a dish so bold and grand And be speakin' of flavor, taste, they will With every spice my appetite's, my will For if I had some haggis, I'd savor, I'd dine And I'd pair it with neeps, on my plate so fine High upon the Highlands, such a feast enflamed With tartan tales (bold tales) The whisky flows, we raise a glass Toasting to the sheep, the hills, the past In the heart of Alba, with friends aligned Together we'll feast, on this dish divine We'll sing of the bravery in every bite Now pour the ale and let the pipers play As stories old, we tell, they sway With every dram, our spirits light, take flight For in this room's warmth, our souls ignite Feasting in a circle, our hands entwined We savour the haggis, with love we find