Bad Mussels, Cruise Spray Problem

[Verse] Mussels on the table, seafood sweet delight, Midnight snack attack, stomach feelin' tight. Clearwater spot, downtown groove, Outta nowhere, gotta make a move. Beat drops hard, gastro went crazy, Bathrooms full, folks actin' lazy. Tom Cruise dining, calm and cool, Next thing you know, I’m actin' a fool. [Chorus] Explosive fire, my gut's on cruise, Mussels betrayal, don't wanna lose. Sideshow disaster, sprayin' like a hose, Ruined Tom’s dinner, stench up the nose. [Bridge] Swingin' doors, can't find relief, Diarrhea madness, pure disbelief. VIP messin', ain't no chef savior, Ruined his meal, Hollywood flavor. [Verse 2] Traphouse jungle, beats in disguise, Disco lights flash, panic in eyes. Polka vibes rockin', must keep composed, EDM drops, my agony exposed. Tom tryin' to savor filet mignon, Mussels turned disaster, rollin' full-on. Apologies fumble, I try to explain, Embarrassment levels, off the chain. [Chorus] Explosive fire, my gut's on cruise, Mussels betrayal, don't wanna lose. Sideshow disaster, sprayin' like a hose, Ruined Tom’s dinner, stench up the nose. [Verse 3] Waitress screaming, scene all a glow, Every move, every step a horror show. Clearwater folks, can't unsee the plight, Diarrhea drama, left and right. Funky beats fading, polka hits, I'm sweatin' bullets, bathroom blitz. Tom's empty plate, just a shell, VIP disaster, dinner turned hell.