Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

[[nstrumental intro] (Verse 1) In the land of late-night comedy, where legends are born, There was a man who made us laugh, from dusk until the dawn. Phil Hartman was his name, with a talent so divine, And one of his best moments was on Saturday night prime. (Chorus) Oh, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, with your suit and your tie, You came from the Ice Age, yet you were one sharp guy. Phil Hartman brought you to life, with a gleam in his eye, Oh, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, you made us laugh 'til we cried. (Verse 2) He stood there in the courtroom, with his prehistoric charm, Confessing his confusion about modern man's alarms. "I'm just a simple caveman," he'd say with a grin, But with a touch of irony, he'd always win. [Blues guitar] (Chorus) Oh, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, with your suit and your tie, You came from the Ice Age, yet you were one sharp guy. Phil Hartman brought you to life, with a gleam in his eye, Oh, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, you made us laugh 'til we cried (Bridge) In the halls of Saturday Night, where humor finds its stage, Phil Hartman played his role, a master of his age. From frozen times to modern days, he bridged the ancient past, With every word and gesture, his legacy will last. (Chorus) Oh, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, with your suit and your tie, You came from the Ice Age, yet you were one sharp guy. Phil Hartman brought you to life, with a gleam in his eye, Oh, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, you made us laugh 'til we cried. (Outro) So here's to Phil Hartman, and the laughter that he gave, To the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, and the memories we save. R I P Phil Hartman, your spirit's soaring high, In our hearts and on our screens, you'll never say goodbye. [Instrumental outro] [End] [Image of a Caveman wearing a suit, in a courtroom]