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public class CreativityTest {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Attention, all you 'creative' souls!");
System.out.println("Let's see how much originality you can muster.");
String[] clichedTopics = {
"Unicorns and rainbows",
"Zombie apocalypse",
"Detectives solving a mystery",
"Superheroes saving the world",
"Dystopian future",
"Struggling artists",
"Quirky small-town characters"
};
String[] clichedPlots = {
"The protagonist overcomes adversity",
"The villain is defeated in an epic battle",
"The couple overcome obstacles to find true love",
"The hero discovers a shocking secret",
"The underdog triumphs against all odds",
"The group of misfits band together to achieve their goal",
"The character learns a valuable life lesson"
};
String[] clichedDialogues = {
"You can do it, I believe in you!",
"We have to stop them before it's too late!",
"I never thought I'd end up here.",
"I have a bad feeling about this...",
"We're running out of time!",
"This is the only way.",
"Trust me, I know what I'm doing."
};
System.out.println("\nChoose from the following options to create your 'original' masterpiece:");
System.out.println("Clichéd Topic: " + clichedTopics[(int) (Math.random() * clichedTopics.length)]);
System.out.println("Clichéd Plot: " + clichedPlots[(int) (Math.random() * clichedPlots.length)]);
System.out.println("Clichéd Dialogue: " + clichedDialogues[(int) (Math.random() * clichedDialogues.length)]);
System.out.println("\nCongratulations! You've just created the next big hit.");
System.out.println("Now, go forth and bore the world with your lack of creativity.");
}
}
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