NO STRINGS

[Instrumental intro] [Verse] There's nothing I like more, than no strings I hate the way they sound, they make my ears sting! From the cello to the bass, What kind of nutcase Invented such long and slim waste!? [Chorus] I will never use strings in - any of my songs I'll avoid quantum physics, that one theory got it wrong Strings are just the worst It is strings that I will curse... No strings! [Key change] [Fiddle solo] [Guitar solo] [Banjo solo] [End instrumental with riff] NOOO! [Return to Chorus] [Instrumental intro] [Verse] There's nothing I like more, than no strings I hate the way they sound, they make my ears sting! From the cello to the bass, What kind of nutcase Invented such long and slim waste!? [Chorus] I will never use strings in - any of my songs I'll avoid quantum physics, that one theory got it wrong Strings are just the worst It is strings that I will curse... No strings! [Key change] [Fiddle solo] [Guitar solo] [Banjo solo] [End instrumental with riff] NOOO! [Return to Chorus]