Fat Country Cat Bob

[Verse] Well, there’s a fat country cat named Bob, A backyard king, he's got the job. Climbs up the rafters, sneaks down the lane, Don't mess with Bob, or you'll feel some pain. [Verse 2] He’s got the fluff but he's tough at heart, Whiskers twitchin’ like a work of art. Eyes of fire, claws of steel, But Bob’s love is real, that’s the deal. [Chorus] Fat country cat Bob, a danger in disguise, Soft as a pillow but a menace to the skies. He’ll purr your troubles away, But cross his path, and you’ll pray, oh you’ll pray. [Verse 3] Sittin’ on the porch, lickin’ his paws, Bob stares down the world, without a cause. Chasin’ shadows, catchin’ dreams, He’s every mouse's nighttime scream. [Verse 4] He’s got a soft side none can see, Cuddlin’ up close with hearts full of glee. Under that belly full of fur, Lies a pal who’d never spurn, never spurn. [Chorus] Fat country cat Bob, a danger in disguise, Soft as a pillow but a menace to the skies. He’ll purr your troubles away, But cross his path, and you’ll pray, oh you’ll pray.