Phil is boring

[Verse] Old mate Phil used to be a thrill Drinking beer sweet vanilla slice Now he's got no chill [Verse 2] Talks golf swings theories all day New hook won't hook he will say Diabetes made him go away [Chorus] Phil's losing weight doc said he must No drinks no sweets no more lust Golf is his only trust [Verse 3] Remember the laughs we used to share Now Phil is plain doesn't care Boring life is hard to bear [Bridge] Golf talk vanilla gone No more Phil who shone He's just moving on [Chorus] Phil's losing weight doc said he must No drinks no sweets no more lust Golf is his only trust