Apple Crunch

[Verse] Three apples in my hand They're lookin' mighty fine I wanna take a bite But they ain't all mine Johnny comes around Gobble 'em up fast Leaves me with no apples While he's havin' a blast [Verse 2] Now Gertrude over there She's got a little weight But don't blame it on the apples That ain't her fate [Verse] Gertrude has a little weight She walks with a confident gait She's got curves that you can't debate Rocking fashion like it's first-rate [Verse 2] Gertrude's got style She's one of a kind Her beauty shines It's hard to define She's got a heart so pure and refined When she walks in She blows your mind [Chorus] Gertrude Oh Gertrude You're a queen in your own right Don't let anyone tell you what's wrong or right Embrace your curves Let your confidence ignite Gertrude Oh Gertrude Shine bright Shine bright