Fries on My Mind

[Verse 1] Day one, I tried to tie my shoes, But my tummy said, "No, you'll lose!" I laughed it off, just a bit of fun, Little did I know, the diet had begun. [Verse 2] Day two, hunger starts to grow, Stomach's rumbling, a relentless foe. I dream of cakes, pies, and fries, But all I get are lettuce cries. [Chorus] Oh, I'm on a diet, feeling so deprived, Counting every calorie, I could've cried. Watching food challenge videos, oh, what a tease, Eating my carrot sticks, begging, "Please, oh please!" [Verse 3] Day ten, cravings at their peak, I see a burger, I start to freak. Salads and shakes, my only friends, But in my dreams, the feast never ends. [Verse 4] Day twenty, the scale gives a cheer, A pound lost, victory's near! But as I celebrate with kale, I secretly plot my cupcake jail. [Chorus] Oh, I'm on a diet, feeling so deprived, Counting every calorie, I could've cried. Watching food challenge videos, oh, what a tease, Eating my carrot sticks, begging, "Please, oh please!" [Bridge] Day thirty, the month's end draws near, I've shed some weight, but shed some tears. I'll miss the cakes, the pies, the bliss, But a healthier me, I can't dismiss. [Chorus] Oh, I'm on a diet, feeling so deprived, Counting every calorie, I could've cried. Watching food challenge videos, oh, what a tease, Eating my carrot sticks, begging, "Please, oh please!" [Outro] So here's to diets, a rollercoaster ride, From cravings to triumph, we've survived. Though my pants are loose, my spirit's high, I'll bid farewell to burgers with a sigh. [End]