Beloved Stinky Pup V2

(Verse 1) Well, let me tell you 'bout my big, stinky pup, He's got rolls for days and he sure likes to sup. He waddles 'round the yard, like a furry little tank, Leaving a trail behind him, oh man, it sure does stank! (Chorus) He's my fat stinky dog, he's a sight to see, Waddling 'round the neighborhood, just as happy as can be. He's got a smell that'll knock you flat, But he's my best friend, no doubt about that! (Verse 2) He snores like a freight train when he's taking a nap, And when he wakes up, he lets out a big ol' flap. His tail's like a whip, knocking things off the shelf, But when he gives you those puppy eyes, you can't help but melt. (Chorus) He's my fat stinky dog, he's a sight to see, Waddling 'round the neighborhood, just as happy as can be. He's got a smell that'll knock you flat, But he's my best friend, no doubt about that! (Bridge) He may not be sleek or graceful like a show dog, But he's got personality, he's my own little hog. He'll eat anything you give him, from steak to old shoe, And if you try to take it, watch out, he'll growl at you! (Chorus) He's my fat stinky dog, he's a sight to see, Waddling 'round the neighborhood, just as happy as can be. He's got a smell that'll knock you flat, But he's my best friend, no doubt about that! (Outro) So here's to my buddy, with the big wagging tail, He may be stinky, but his love will never fail. He's my fat stinky dog, and I love him so, Even when he rolls in something I'd rather not know!