Lyrics
[Intro] [x2]
Hey, I see your name, but I'm not picking up
Life's too short, for a conversation that's stuck
I'll get back to you, or maybe I won't
Either way, I'm good, and that's a fact, no need to front
[Verse 1]
I'm stuck on a call going round in circles (Circle Talk)
Someone's talking but I'm losing my signals
Then I see the missed calls piling up high (Missed Call Mountain)
And I'm like "Later, conversation, I'll catch you by and by!" (Later, Gator)
I love the mystery of who's on the other line (Mystery Line)
So I ditch the current call and hit the decline sign
Missed calls are my guilty pleasure a sneaky little thrill
I'll get to them eventually or maybe I'll just stand still (Stand Still)
The suspense is killing me but I won't give in
I'll keep on ignoring until the end!
[Chorus]
Missed call missed call it's like a game to me
I'm the champion of ignore can't nobody beat me
Missed call missed call it's like a weird delight
I'm the master of maybe and the king of the night!
[Verse 2]
I'm a master of missed calls it's a bad habit of mine (Bad Habit)
Leaving people hanging is a weird kind of crime
I know it's rude but I just can't help myself
The thrill of the unknown is someone else's wealth
I'll get to them eventually or so I claim
But for now I'll just leave them in the missed call game (Missed Call Game)
It's like a puzzle that I'll solve another day
But for now I'll just leave it in a major way
The missed calls keep on coming like a never-ending stream
And I'll keep on ignoring like a bad dream! (Bad Dream)
[Hook]
So if you see my name and I'm not responding
Just know that I'm busy or maybe just pretending! (Later, Gator)
And I'll leave you hanging like a missed call in the air (Missed Call Mountain)
I'm a master of missed calls, is like a sneaky thrill
I'm the king of ignoring, still (Stand Still)
[Chorus]
Missed call missed call it's like a game to me
I'm the champion of ignore can't nobody beat me
Missed call missed call it's like a weird delight
I'm the master of maybe and the king of the night!
(Missed Calllll!)
[Outro]
Oh the joy of missed calls it's like a sneaky thrill
I'm the king of ignoring and I'm standing still!
(Stand Still)
