Ring, Ring, Ignore

[Intro] [x2] Hey, I see your name, but I'm not picking up Life's too short, for a conversation that's stuck I'll get back to you, or maybe I won't Either way, I'm good, and that's a fact, no need to front [Verse 1] I'm stuck on a call going round in circles (Circle Talk) Someone's talking but I'm losing my signals Then I see the missed calls piling up high (Missed Call Mountain) And I'm like "Later, conversation, I'll catch you by and by!" (Later, Gator) I love the mystery of who's on the other line (Mystery Line) So I ditch the current call and hit the decline sign Missed calls are my guilty pleasure a sneaky little thrill I'll get to them eventually or maybe I'll just stand still (Stand Still) The suspense is killing me but I won't give in I'll keep on ignoring until the end! [Chorus] Missed call missed call it's like a game to me I'm the champion of ignore can't nobody beat me Missed call missed call it's like a weird delight I'm the master of maybe and the king of the night! [Verse 2] I'm a master of missed calls it's a bad habit of mine (Bad Habit) Leaving people hanging is a weird kind of crime I know it's rude but I just can't help myself The thrill of the unknown is someone else's wealth I'll get to them eventually or so I claim But for now I'll just leave them in the missed call game (Missed Call Game) It's like a puzzle that I'll solve another day But for now I'll just leave it in a major way The missed calls keep on coming like a never-ending stream And I'll keep on ignoring like a bad dream! (Bad Dream) [Hook] So if you see my name and I'm not responding Just know that I'm busy or maybe just pretending! (Later, Gator) And I'll leave you hanging like a missed call in the air (Missed Call Mountain) I'm a master of missed calls, is like a sneaky thrill I'm the king of ignoring, still (Stand Still) [Chorus] Missed call missed call it's like a game to me I'm the champion of ignore can't nobody beat me Missed call missed call it's like a weird delight I'm the master of maybe and the king of the night! (Missed Calllll!) [Outro] Oh the joy of missed calls it's like a sneaky thrill I'm the king of ignoring and I'm standing still! (Stand Still)