Lyrics
[Verse]
Went to the doctor, feeling kinda fine
Just a regular check-up, just passing the time
He looked at my head, started scratching his chin
Said, "Son, we got a problem, let me fill you in"
Said, "You got a bald spot, right there on your crown
But don't you worry, it's just hair falling down
It's a sign of wisdom, it's a mark of age
But it ain't gonna stop you from hittin' that stage"
[Verse 2]
Well, I looked in the mirror, saw the truth in my face
Looks like I'm joining the ranks of the balding race
I went from rockin' locks to a shiny dome
But I ain't gonna let it bring me down, no, no, no
[Chorus]
Oh, that bald spot's just a solar panel for a love machine
Keeps my heart runnin' and my smile serene
It's the new style, folks, the latest trend
Guess it's time to shine, from beginning to end
[Verse 3]
So I bought a hat, but just for sunny days
Most the time I let that bald spot blaze
It's my badge of honor, my shining crown
Even got my buddies in town talkin' 'round
[Chorus]
Oh, that bald spot's just a solar panel for a love machine
Keeps my heart runnin' and my smile serene
It's the new style, folks, the latest trend
Guess it's time to shine, from beginning to end
[Bridge]
They say every bald spot's got its silver line
Like a full moon rising, it's my time to shine
I'll strut my stuff, let the whole world see
This shiny spot's just part of me
[Outro]
So if you see me comin', don't cover your grin
It's just a little less hair for the wind
I'm livin' proof, every day, every spot
That less can be more, believe it or not
[End]
We laugh and joke, but at the end of the day
It's all about living in the happiest way
So here's to the bald, the brave, and the bold
May your stories of shine forever be told
[Final Chorus, outro with guitar solo]
Oh, that bald spot's just a solar panel for a love machine.
Keeps my heart runnin' and my smile serene.
It's the new style, folks, the latest trend,
Guess it's time to shine, from beginning to end.
