Dino Rescue Rhapsody

I heard a rumble, felt a shake, didn't know what to expect Saw a tail through the doorway, thought 'What the heck?' Opened up the door, and to my disbelief A T-Rex was cramped, lookin' for some relief [Pre-Chorus] Who would’ve guessed, who would've believed That a prehistoric beast would be in need Everybody's roaring but the echo's coming back Everybody's trapped, this isn't just a crack There's a T-Rex jammed in the loo, now isn't that a sight [Chorus] Nobody warned me there'd be sights like these Nobody warned me there'd be sights like these Nobody warned me there'd be sights like these I grabbed a plunger, it was time to attack Never thought I'd be a hero in a plumber's hat Push and pull, the T-Rex gave a grateful moan And with a mighty swoosh, the dino was finally home [Pre-Chorus] Who could've dreamed, who could've seen That I'd save a dino from the bathroom scene