The Dad Joke Song

syncopated anime hiphop

May 6th, 2024suno

Lyrics

**[Hip-Hop Beat Intro]** Yo, yo, check it out, gather 'round, It’s Dad Joke Rap, the funniest sound! **[Verse 1]** Let's kick it off, no need to balk, Why don't skeletons fight? They don't have the guts to talk! And what do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta, no confetti! I’m flipping these jokes, call me Dad Joke King, Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs, ding ding! Every pun intended, every rhyme defended, I rap these jokes, family time extended! **[Chorus]** It’s the Dad Joke Rap, we're just getting started, So corny, so lame, but don't be broken-hearted. Buckle up, we’re on a punny ride, With Dad Joke flows, we rap with pride! **[Verse 2]** What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!” Got ya! My humor, you can’t deposit. And here’s one, keep up, don’t lag, What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto, wave that flag! **[Verse 3]** We're rolling deep with these groaners, each line a gem, Like, I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down, what a phlegm! Dad's here with jokes, so slick, so quick, Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field, that’s the trick! **[Chorus]** It’s the Dad Joke Rap, we're just getting started, So corny, so lame, but don't be broken-hearted. Buckle up, we’re on a punny ride, With Dad Joke flows, we rap with pride! **[Bridge]** Hold your groans, don’t flee the set, I’ve got dad puns you haven’t heard yet! Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired, add that to your joke shelf! **[Verse 3]** How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together, alright, And when you ask a dad if he’s alright, “No, I’m half left,” that’s tight! I deliver these lines, just a simple Dad in rap guise, What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield, that’s no surprise! So as we cruise, with each pun we use, Remember it’s the Dad Joke vibes we ooze. From the groans to the laughter, all part of the plan, These rhymes are my dad joke jam! **[Chorus]** It’s the Dad Joke Rap, we're just getting started, So corny, so lame, but don't be broken-hearted. Buckle up, we’re on a punny ride, With Dad Joke flows, we rap with pride! **[Outro]** That’s the wrap on the Dad Joke Rap, Hope it made you smile, or at least tap. Keeping the dad vibes makes me tired, now it's time for my nap

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