The Bachelor Hike

[Verse] We packed our bags, headed out at dawn, Mike said, "Don't worry, the trail's not long." With laughter and beer, we set our sights, On Olympic Park for two wild nights. [Verse 2] First day went smooth, the trail was wide, Mike said, "No worries, boys, it's just a short stride." But come the second morn, rain poured down, And our bachelor night started to drown. [Chorus] Oh, Mike, you lied 'bout the trail and the time, Said it’d be a breeze, just an easy climb. Kyle wanted to die, stumbled in the mud, In the heart of the woods, feeling misunderstood. [Verse 3] We were soaked and cold, spirits running low, Every step we took, it felt like time slowed. Mike laughed it off, said, "Boys, it’s just rain," But our feet were heavy, weighed down by the pain. [Chorus] Oh, Mike, you lied 'bout the trail and the time, Said it’d be a breeze, just an easy climb. Kyle wanted to die, stumbled in the mud, In the heart of the woods, feeling misunderstood. [Bridge] We cursed the rain, our boots filled with woe, Dreamed of a bar, with lights all aglow. But there we were, miles from the start, Mike’s bachelor hike breaking our hearts.