Bad Boys and Good Dogs

### Verse 1: She strutted in the restaurant, with a swagger and a wink, Spotted him with roses, thought, "This could be the missing link." She sat down at the table, excitement in the air, But then she saw his collar and thought, "Oh, this just isn’t fair." ### Chorus: She said, "I’m into bad boys, who ride Harleys and break laws, Leather jackets, bar fights, and devilish flaws. But you, you're just a labrador, with a wagging tail and a grin, This date’s a disaster, I wanted sin, not skin." ### Verse 2: She likes her men with a growl, who live life on the edge, But he just wants a belly rub, and to fetch a stick from the hedge. She craves danger and thrills, the kind that make you scream, But he’s all about cuddles and kibble, not part of her dream. ### Chorus: She said, "I’m into bad boys, who ride Harleys and break laws, Leather jackets, bar fights, and devilish flaws. But you, you're just a labrador, with a wagging tail and a grin, This date’s a disaster, I wanted sin, not skin." ### Bridge: He tried to look tough, gave a bark that was weak, She couldn’t help but giggle, as he licked her on the cheek. She said, "Oh, you’re adorable, but just not what I need, I want a man who’s wild, not one who’s on a leash." ### Chorus: She said, "I’m into bad boys, who ride Harleys and break laws, Leather jackets, bar fights, and devilish flaws. But you, you're just a labrador, with a wagging tail and a grin, This date’s a disaster, I wanted sin, not skin." ### Outro: So she left him at the table, with his puppy eyes so blue, Dreaming of a bad boy, not a pooch who’s true. She stepped out into the night, with adventure on her mind, But that labrador, he’s the goodest boy she’ll ever leave behind.